Friday 26 April 2013

0097: ACCENTS



Now, kids, don't think I'm being racist. I am only appreciating the diversity of our planet. An example is, my Ukrainian grandma has a very thick accent when speaking English, and she has these vouchers for a bakery nearby, and whenever I visit her I ask her what she has so that I can hear her say 'voucher' which she pronounces 'vulture.' It is one of my favourite things ever.

Also, let us not forget when you see a pretty good looking person, then you discover they're from a different country, and then you hear them speak. It's so beautiful it melts you brain and vocal chords, and the only thing you can manage to utter is 'marry me.'

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